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Bad Parable — A Very Sapphic Halloween

Halloween is the real season of love.

By Comics, Featured, Featured Comics

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Panel One: Friends Kat the cat and Bev the beaver are walking through the woods together. Kat says, “I know I was single on Valentine’s Day, but I’m DETERMINED to have a date for this Halloween.” Bev asks, “Why Halloween?”

Panel Two: Kat says, “I mean, everyone knows Halloween is a bigger deal for lesbians than Valentine’s.” Bev asks, “It is?” Kat says, “Sure!”

Panel Three: Kat continues, “Listen, you’ve got the fun lil decorations. You’ve got the spooky shit. You’ve got costumes and goth vibes. Crystals and fortune telling and astrology and ghosts. All real sapphic.”

Panel Four: Bev looks skeptical. He asks, “You just want a goth girlfriend, don’t you?” Kat looks distressed and shouts, “SO BADLY!”

Teddie Bernard (BFA 2023) is a multimedia artist and cartoonist who has never had a Pepsi. Find more of their work at www.teddiebernard.net.
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