Transcript:

Title: EL MACHETE ILLUSTRATED
below the title, a banner reads: CUTTING THROUGH THE BULLSH–

Panel 1: 

A pastor with swooped hair smiles and says,

“I’m a pastor and I voted for a person who broke most commandments.”

Panel 2: 

A woman wearing a black hoodie says,

“I’m a judge and I voted for a lawbreaker.”

Panel 3:

A man in a VET hat and camo jacket exclaims,

“I’m a veteran and I voted for a draft dodger.”

Panel 4:

An officer dressed in uniform smirks at the audience,

“I’m a police officer and I voted for a criminal.”

Panel 5:

A woman with curly hair and a pearl necklace says,

“I’m a woman and I voted for a rapist.”

Panel 6:

A black man with short hair smiles,

“I’m black and I voted for a racist.”

Panel 7:

A hispanic man with a mustache and hat reads,

“I’m an immigrant and I voted for mass deportations.”

Panel 8:

A woman with short hair and a graduation cap and gown,

“I have two degrees and I voted for an idiot.”

Footer:
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