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Page 1: This comic is in black and white. This title page reads, “Bored? Overwhelmed? How to Spice College Up By Ankleglue.” Next to the title is a headshot of Mr. Fry, an anthropomorphic shrimp wearing a cap that reads “FUCK” and holding up their hand with their index finger pointing up. Below the title reads, “This comic is formatted to be read as a one page zine!”

Page 2 + 3: On the right, a raccoon and floppy-eared dog stand next to each other. The raccoon looks to the side, while the dog is waving and saying, “Hi Mr. Fry!” Below them reads, “1) Create one-sided beef with people in your head.” On the left, Mr. Fry is wearing a backpack, gripping the backpack straps and looking dejected. He says, “They all hated me.”

Page 4 + 5: Mr. Fry and a bunny are in a booth eating lunch together. The bunny says, “So nice to see you again!” and Mr. Fry replies “You too!” He thinks, “How do I know them again? It’s the tenth week of the semester, too late to ask for their name again. Of course your Instagram only has your nickname.” He holds his phone and scowls, saying, “I know your name isn’t Ankleglue.” The caption below reads, “2) Forget acquaintances’ names so that every conversation feels like a psychological thriller.”

Page 6 + 7: The top of the page reads, “3.) Stalk someone you pretended to forgive years ago,” but the text is crossed out. Mr. Fry sits at a computer, looking back and grinning evilly. A speech bubble below him reads, “Stop with all this edgy shit!” To the left, Mr. Fry stands in front of a question mark. His hat reads, “WUT.” He asks, “So what do I do then?”

Page 8: The page is captioned “3.) Connect with people! Catch up with old friends and make new ones too.” Mr. Fry stands with his hands on the heads of a schnauzer dog and a monkey wearing a propeller hat. Below them, Mr. Fry’s skull wears a cap that reads “RIP” and says, “But never let your guard down!”