Transcript:
Panel 1:
Character 1 stands and holds Spongebob (which is labeled Spongebob popcorn holder). The text besides them reads:
A Crazy Spongebob Fan Traits include:
– Owns more Spongebob merch than is needed
– Quotes Spongebob every 2 seconds
– Has to compare everything to a Spongebob scene
Needless to say, this crazy Spongebob fan was excited for The Spongebob Movie: Search For Squarepants
Panel 2:
The narration reads, “The day has arrived, the movie was in theaters.” Character 1, who holds the Spongebob popcorn bucket and says to character 2, “Are you ready kids?” Character 2 rolls her eyes and replies, “Aye aye captain.”
Panel 3:
The movie offscreen says, “I want to be a swashbuckler!” Character 1 munches on popcorn.
Panel 4:
Character 1 turns towards character 2 and says, “I like the background and character designs.” Character 2 agrees, “me too.”
Panel 5:
The narration reads, “yes… this is a scene from the movie.” The panel shows both character 1 and 2 looking at the screen. The screen shows Spongebob and Patrick flailing about with purple spaghetti like appendages attached to their groins.
Panel 6:
Character 1 shows a disgusted look, “EW! Aren’t there children in here?! Why is this so sexual??”
End Note:
Overall: 6/10, the 1st Spongebob movie remains #1.
