Transcript:
Panel 1: Two anthropomorphic dandelion aliens stand side by side. The alien on the left, Dan, is dressed as a mad scientist. He has a screw in his head and stitches on his face and chest, and he holds a bloodied cleaver. He says to the other alien, Andy, “For Halloween, I’m gonna scare some sense into you! Andy looks unamused and replies, “Try me.”
Panel 2: Now, Dan is dressed as a vampire. He has a stereotypical vampire widow’s peak, fangs, and a black cloak. He asks Andy, “Doesth thith thcare you?” Andy looks away from him with an amused smile and replies, “Lisp a little more, I almost understood you.”
Panel 3: Dan (assumedly?!) is wearing a wolf fursuit, his entire body is obscured. He says “Muffle muffle (Translation: How about now?)” Andy stares at him, confused.
Panel 4: Dan is wearing a printed job application over his face as a mask. He shouts “Boo!” at Andy, who frantically climbs out of the comic panel.
