Transcript:
Page one:
We see an anthropomorphic shrimp character laying dead on the ground. It is in the same pose as the popular “Family Guy death pose” meme. The title beside them reads, “At your wit’s end? UNCONVENTIONAL AUTISTIC LIFE HAX FOR WHEN NOTHING ELSE WORKS, Ankleglue.”
Page Two:
- Bite your own Arm.
We see the shrimp character biting their own arm with sharp teeth.
Underneath, a caption reads “don’t blame me if it leaves a mark.”
Page Three:
We see a buffalo character pointing at the shrimp with finger guns. They ask “Haha, getting some action?” The shrimp replies, “Hah, you know it!”
Beside this interaction, the shrimp winks at the audience, “The real answer is far more EMBARRASSING.”
We see drawings of a toothbrush, ID card, and pencil with bite marks.
A caption reads, “Added Bonus: No one will ever ask to borrow your shit again.
Page Four:
We see the shrimp character sitting on the ground holding their legs close to them. The shrimp says, “Abuse substances? I would never abuse substances. I love substances.”
The captions beside them reads, “Steal your friend’s penjamin. Smoke until you can feel no shame.” An arrow points at the shrimp character, reading, “When you so faded you gotta hit this move.”
Page Five:
A caption reading “Tonight’s victim” points at a cat character. The cat says, “How high are you?” The shrimp, giggling beside them, says “It’s hi how are you.”
Underneath them, it reads, “Trade offer: if you let me steal your pen enough times, I will draw you as a furry.”
Page six/seven:
A caption reads, “III. Speaking from experience, alot of turmoil comes from not valuing your needs.”
We see an image of the shrimp floating in the middle of the page. They are holding a glowing heart in their hands.
The captions around them read, “And I get it. It’s hard when you’ve spent your whole life gawked at like a zoo animal. Dismissed. Called weird and overdramatic. But Speak up. Speak up. Speak up! The world can be cruel and unaccommodating. But listen to how you talk to yourself. Not respecting yourself will only attract people who do the same. Trust your feelings and trust your gut. You are your biggest advocate and best friend.
Page eight:
We see the shrimp kissing a body pillow with an anime character on it. The caption beside it reads, “4. Pretend an anime character is your boyfriend (as if he wouldn’t send you into fight or flight IRL).
The anime character looks at the shrimp, saying, “Where’s my hug at?” In return, the shrimp looks nervously at their phone, saying “Hello, 911?”
The operator responds, “stop fucking calling us!”
