Transcript:

This six-panel comic starts with a panel that has a gay man with a striped shirt and a John Waters mustache at a restaurant booth saying “Listen, Leonard, things have been tough for a while… I think we should break up”.

The second panel shows the same man in the same setting saying “I just feel like you can’t take anything seriously”.

The third panel shows Leonard, a clown, sitting across the booth from the man clearly frowning through a painted-on smile.

The fourth panel shows Leonard the clown in the same setting saying “What can I say. I really didn’t see that coming” .

The fifth panel shows an anvil falling on the first man’s head with two sound effects, one that says ‘woosh’ and one that says ‘thwonk’.

The sixth panel shows Leonard the clown again saying “Check Please.”