Something sinister just happened… You stepped into a car on the Chicago Blue Line and immediately felt something squishy under your sneakers – there is barf all over the floor! Here are the things you need to recover:
One: Snapchat, to document the experience.
Two: A change of shoes… and socks… obviously…
Three: A change of pants in case the puke leaks upwards.
Four: Body mist, for obvious reasons.
Five: Extra Gum, Polar Ice flavored. To wash out that taste in your mouth.
Six: Some shoe covers for a quick fix.
Seven: A paper bag, in case you aren’t feeling so good yourself.
Eight: An eye mask, to shield your poor eyes.
Nine: Earplugs to put in your nose to block any lingering stench.
Ten: Clorox Disinfecting Wipes, to wipe off those damn shoes.
Eleven: A lighter, to destroy the evidence.
Twelve: A coupon for three months of therapy. Complimentary! Thank you CTA!