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Survival Pack

What do you do when you step on something gross in the CTA? Find out in Willow Robert’s “Survival Pack.”

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Something sinister just happened… You stepped into a car on the Chicago Blue Line and immediately felt something squishy under your sneakers - there is barf all over the floor! Here are the things you need to recover. One: Snapchat, to document the experience. Two: A change of shoes… and socks… obviously… Three: A change of pants in case the puke leaks upwards. Four: Body mist, for obvious reasons. Five: Extra Gum, Polar Ice flavored. To wash out that taste in your mouth. Six: Some shoe covers for a quick fix. Seven: A paper bag, in case you aren’t feeling so good yourself. Eight: An eye mask, to shield your poor eyes. Nine: Earplugs to put in your nose to block any lingering stench. Ten: Clorox Disinfecting Wipes, to wipe off those damn shoes. Eleven: A lighter, to destroy the evidence. Twelve: A coupon for three months of therapy. Complimentary! Thank you CTA!

Uh! Something sinister just happened… find out what to do in Willow Robert’s comic “Survival Pack.”

Transcript:

Something sinister just happened… You stepped into a car on the Chicago Blue Line and immediately felt something squishy under your sneakers – there is barf all over the floor! Here are the things you need to recover:

One: Snapchat, to document the experience.

Two: A change of shoes… and socks… obviously…

Three: A change of pants in case the puke leaks upwards.

Four: Body mist, for obvious reasons.

Five: Extra Gum, Polar Ice flavored. To wash out that taste in your mouth.

Six: Some shoe covers for a quick fix.

Seven: A paper bag, in case you aren’t feeling so good yourself.

Eight: An eye mask, to shield your poor eyes.

Nine: Earplugs to put in your nose to block any lingering stench.

Ten: Clorox Disinfecting Wipes, to wipe off those damn shoes.

Eleven: A lighter, to destroy the evidence.

Twelve: A coupon for three months of therapy. Complimentary! Thank you CTA!

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