Uh! Something sinister just happened… find out what to do in Willow Robert’s comic “Survival Pack.”

Transcript:

Something sinister just happened… You stepped into a car on the Chicago Blue Line and immediately felt something squishy under your sneakers – there is barf all over the floor! Here are the things you need to recover:

One: Snapchat, to document the experience.

Two: A change of shoes… and socks… obviously…

Three: A change of pants in case the puke leaks upwards.

Four: Body mist, for obvious reasons.

Five: Extra Gum, Polar Ice flavored. To wash out that taste in your mouth.

Six: Some shoe covers for a quick fix.

Seven: A paper bag, in case you aren’t feeling so good yourself.

Eight: An eye mask, to shield your poor eyes.

Nine: Earplugs to put in your nose to block any lingering stench.

Ten: Clorox Disinfecting Wipes, to wipe off those damn shoes.

Eleven: A lighter, to destroy the evidence.

Twelve: A coupon for three months of therapy. Complimentary! Thank you CTA!