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Cursed Juul

You're cut off!

Transcript:

Panel 1

A crowded party where people are playing uno and there is a general party ambience. A party goer is going to step outside to smoke. Another party goer is smacking the butt end of a bottle trying to get every last drop as another party goer tries to stop them.

Party Guy: I’m going out to smoke

Glasses Girl: Ok

SFX (Bottle): WAP WAP WAP

Buzz cut Butch: Girl! You had enough!

Panel 2

A dark exterior of a building. The party goer sits on the front steps of the building only to realize they are out of cigarettes. A potted plant with trash in it, a cane, and a broken refrigerator sits next to the stairs. A mysterious goth figure in the foreground looks back at the party goer as a long cloud of smoke trails their mouth.

Party Guy: Shit

Party Guy: Hey can I bum a smoke?

Panel 3

A flash of light shoots out as the mysterious goth figure extends their hand and a purple beam flows into the unlucky party goer.

Party Guy: Guh!

Mystery Goth: Fresh out, sorry dude

Mystery Goth: You can take a hit, from my cursed jewel though

Panel 4

The party goer has returned inside the building and to the party, but they are now noticeably older with long beards, balding and use the cane from the stairs to stand. The other party goers gather at their return baffled at their changed appearance. The party people from the first panel have returned and are still arguing about cutting them off for the night.

Party Guy (Old now): I need to shots with someone right fucking now

Glasses Girl: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ???

Stripe Girl: I’ll do one with you!

Buzz cut Butch: Girl!

Buzz cut Butch: I’m cutting you off!

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