F Newsmagazine - The School of the Art Institute of Chicago - Art, Culture, and Politics

The Meat Keep

Wow! This all looks totally normal!

Transcript:

Narration: Upon travelling the wretched north you arrive at “THE MEAT KEEP.”

We see a small building made out of stone. There is a small overhang where meats are being hung. A small sign next to it reads “The Meat Keep.” Farther to the right, we see a silhouetted character in a scarf walking towards the building.

Narration:  A strange butcher and his gaggle of imps greet you.

A shot of the owner of The Meat keep.  He is waving towards the camera. He is wearing a wizard hat with cat ears and an apron. We see him behind the counter with various meat supplies around him. Imps are all around tending to the store.

Owner: Ah… Welcome to The Meat Keep! :]

We see a faux pop up window similar to a video game. It reads:

Buy?

>Dubious Meat

_Liver

_Cut of Thigh

_Manwich

_???%

_Steak

_Organ

Shot of the dubious meat, which costs 5 gold. It is a piece of steak with a worm coming out of it. It’s surrounded by flies.

Shot of “The Manwich!!!” which costs 12 gold. The image depicts a terrifying sandwich filled with eyeballs and organs.

Shot of “???%HAND??22!” which costs 10 gold. There is a drawing of a severed hand with other organs.

Owner: Sooo? What’ll it be?

We see a mid-shot of the housekeeper at his shop’s counter. A slab of meat on a plate is in front of him. He has a pleasant expression on his face.

A faux pop up window appears, inside of it the shopkeepers happy face begins to grow tense.

It reads:

PROCEED?

_Yes

>NO!!!!

The same mid-shot of the housekeeper shifts – he is now furious. A hoard of imps appear around him with forks and knives.

Owner: … Oh >:[

Narration: You died! Game over

F NewsComicsThe Meat Keep
Previous article

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

one × four =

Post Archives

More Articles