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StarrRamone #18

Winter tours suck

By Comics

Transcript:

Panel 1: Bebe and Karl smoke outside of the bus in the snow. Blue smoke pours out of the front of the bus.

Panel 2: Starr Ramone paces the inside of the bus, raving as Dave is curled in a ball under a blanket.

STARR: “I fucking hate winter tours! We’re gonna be late, we’ll have to cancel…

Panel 3: Dave is curled up in a ball and shivering.

DAVE: I’m so cold!

Panel 4: Three mechanics stand in the face of the smoke. One scratches his head with a wrench.

MECHANIC: “I really don’t know what the engine wants.”

Panel 5: Flames start to sputter out of the engine, encapsulating the men in smoke.

MECHANIC: “Shit.”

Panel 6: The three mechanics are blown back as the engine erupts in flame.

SFX (engine): Bam!

Alex Lee (BFA 2027; any and all pronouns) started writing for Fnewsmagazine in 2023. He mostly copyedits now, so watch out for her rare articles!
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