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Panel 1: Kitty, an orange tabby cat woman wearing a sparkly red dress, is applying
mascara through the mirror. She begins to talk to herself, “Come on Kitty, today’s your
big day!”
Panel 2: Kitty looks over to see her tail wag flirtatiously. “I have to look good for… Him,”
she says.
Panel 3: Kitty’s phone shows her dream man’s tinder profile. The man, who appears to
be a type of fish, has prominent cheekbones, a buttchin, and plump lips that curl into a
smirk. It reads, “Doug, 25. 69 miles away. 6’9. I work out. Looking for hot beach babe.
Likes: Swimming and Cacti. Dislikes: Oranges and shirts.” Two dialog bubbles point to
the phone, one reads, “the ‘him’ in question.” The other reads, “love at first text?”
Panel 4: Kitty addresses her cactus on her way out the door, “wish me luck Mr.
Wiggles!”
Panel 5: A narration box sets the scene, “bar, later that night.” Kitty sits at the bar. To
her right is the bartender and an empty chair, and to her left is another customer.
Panel 6: Kitty sits there with her eyes closed smiling. A hand reaches out and taps
Kitty’s arm twice.
Panel 7: “Uhh Kitty, dat chu?” The voice comes from a man who resembles a catfish.
He is short, fat, and shirtless.
Panel 8: “Doug?” Kitty asks with a look of disgust clearly visible on her face. “Yep, dat’s
me!” Doug replies.