Transcript:
This is a comic drawn in black and white.
Panel 1: We see a hand with bandages on its fingers and glasses.
Someone yells to the hand, “Hey Handson!”
Panel 2: Two more hands appear, they have small, angry faces.
One of them asks, “Still got that fucked up small pinky finger?”
Panel 3: The hand with glasses throws up a middle finger, and says, “Fuck you!”
Panel 4: The antagonizing hand responds, “you righties can never keep it classy, can you?”
Panel 5: Close up on the hand with glasses. He says, “That’s it!”
Panel 6: The two hands are engaged in a fight. The remaining hand cheers on, “Fight! Fight! Fight!”
Panel 7: We back up to a faraway shot. Two people look inside a hamster cage, slightly concerned.
Panel 8: One of the people says, “I’m sorry that evil witch turned your hamsters into hands.”
Panel 9: The other person responds, “Nah. Don’t be. I think they’re kind of cooler this way.”
Panel 10: We’re back inside the hamster cage. The hand with glasses is beat upon the ground. His internal dialogue states, “I’ll show them. They’ll rue the day they tosses me, handson, the master juggler, aside.”
