Transcript:

This is a one panel comic in the style of a political cartoon. There’s a skeleton sitting in a rickety wooden chariot with a scythe, being pulled by a donkey towards a finish line ribbon. It’s shaking, as if about to come apart. The donkey has a “D” on its back hip, and the chariot is leaving wide bright red tracks.

Parallel to this is a grimy, disgusting toilet being pulled by an elephant with an “R” on its back hip. The elephant is trudging towards the same finish line ribbon. There’s black liquid sloshing out of the toilet, and it’s leaving a long black trail behind it from being dragged.

There’s an exclamation bubble at the top of the panel, which reads “They’re neck and neck!”