Bio: SAIC MFA Writing first-year. Native Calgarian, adopted Kentuckian, onetime election interferer. Yes, really.
Inconsequential Love: MLS soccer scarves, of which he owns somewhere between 70 and 80.
One of these stories is true, and the other two are fabrications. Your hosts must guess which…
Story #1: Prior to the 1988 Olympics, the city of Calgary ran an essay contest, the winner of which would run a leg of the Olympic torch relay. Vincent’s older brother won, and his egalitarian parents ensured that all Elliott siblings both got to run the torch.
Story #2: Ai Weiwei once sent Vincent a photo of his (Ai’s) cat.
Story #3: A pro-pineapple regular of Orlando’s in Lexington, KY, Vincent’s ardor led the restaurant to name a pizza after him.