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Madame Ovaries – Girls Episode 3 Recap

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Image Courtesy of HBO

Image Courtesy of HBO

On Episode 3 of “Girls” this week, Hannah goes gonzo in order to “write the fuck out of a piece” for a lifestyle website by the name of JazzHate she’s very excitedly agreed to freelance for. So, she buys some coke from her junkie neighbor Laird (Jon Glaser) and heads out to a club in Brooklyn because, Elijah says, doing coke does not mean “driving around in your mom’s Volvo with a bottle of cough syrup and a box of cold McNuggets.” Meanwhile, Marnie meets up with the overconfident artist Booth Jonathan (Jorma Taccone) and spends an evening at his studio. Here’s a list of the most outrageous and funniest details, in no particular order:

Things Hannah dreams about doing: having sex with herself, getting married with a veil

Laird has a turtle that can sometimes be a real asshole

Booth Jonathan’s “best thing he’s ever made” is an installation/torture chamber that plays Duncan Sheik’s “Barely Breathing”

Hannah wears a mesh tank, no bra

At Greenhouse, a club in Brooklyn, IPad DJs/brand consultants Andrew Andrew play the hits

Hannah’s recent Wi-Fi network names: MuffinsAreTasty, MadameOvaries

New York’s best kept secret: pharmacies sell the best socks

Booth Jonathan demands Marnie stare at a “sassy” porcelain doll while having (awful) sex

Laird gives Elijah a bit of heroin, just in case, for future use

 

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